Where's Tessie when you need her?

So I saw a crawl on CNN or Fox News claiming that Obama was going to give a speech or talk or proposal or something tomorrow, May 11. Perhaps Obama should take a tip from Tessie the Tassel Twirler:

[Y]ou've got to leave 'em hungry for more. You don't just dump the whole roast on the platter.

Much more of this and I’m not really going to care about the politics of the next President. I’ll vote for whoever promises to give an Inaugural Address in January of 2013 and then not be seen or heard from again until it’s time for the State of the Union address in January of 2014.